Seriously, how the hell disaster this is. I mean, I knew there was something off when my legs started scratching, but seeing those little bastards crawling around? It's just the worst. I've tried everything - pesticides, -{ it's like they just laugh on it. Now I'm sleeping on the couch on hotels, and I'm starting to think this will last forever.

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but they keep coming back/it's like they're multiplyi